A scene at the EU Emergency summit a few weeks ago

One day at the EU headquarters in Brussels….

Gordon Brown: Ive called ye ladies and gentlemen here to discuss the appropriate measures we need to take with Russia.

Nicholas Sarkozy: *thinks*”What would G man Bush do” Wee Monsieur I agree with you. We “ave to take some kind of action. Tis cannot be allowed.

Angela Merkel*munching on a bratwurst and takes a gulp of premium lager*YAAh we must.

Gordon Brown: Let place sanctions on them and threaten them with NATO force!

Javier Solana: *Smacks forehead* The Russians give us most of our oil. Idiot.

Gordon Brown: Oh for the Queens saggy left arse my good man. We need alternative fuel sources.

While on a hunting trip in Siberia….

Dmitry Medvedev: Uo think they are going to do anything about our shooting practice in the tupid Georgian *raises both index and middle fingers in a bunny ear motion* State hahahahaha…..

Vladimir Putin:*vodka dribbles down from his nose as he is laughing*